welp.. can't win em all

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
08/07/2019 at 19:42 • Filed to: None

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got home, checked mail... jury duty. oh well.

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! MM54 > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 19:52

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Now we all know your real name, Dr. 3639!


Kinja'd!!! facw > MM54
08/07/2019 at 19:55

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Imagine what we could learn from that routing barcode!


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 20:03

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Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 20:07

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I recently got served for the first time. Sucks man!

“Are you COFL? I have a package for him”


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > gettingoldercarguy
08/07/2019 at 20:14

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She should have been a rural juror


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 20:15

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“I’m not a bigot at all, except that I think most people are inherently evil and guilty for basically everything.”

See you back here soon!


Kinja'd!!! Under_Score > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 20:32

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Evade it. 


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 20:40

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Think about it like this, if you had to face a Jury would you want someone like you on the jury.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 20:53

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You’re a mod. Just delete the letter. 


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > Ash78, voting early and often
08/07/2019 at 21:19

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Or alternatively, “I think all cops are lazy bullies who will try to frame the first person they can find.” Works either way.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 21:24

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I have bad jury duty luck, but I figure I’m less of a moron that 90% of the folks that show up so I had better do it...

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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > HammerheadFistpunch
08/07/2019 at 22:15

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I’ve been called five or six times, and just send them the same letter saying I can’t pay my bills if I take off from work. They send me a letter saying I’m excused.

My wife’s first job was for a school run by Turkish guys. She got jury duty and they paid her in full  while she was out. Solid dudes. 


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > HammerheadFistpunch
08/08/2019 at 00:20

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I’m jealous. I’d love to do it, but even when I’ve had it I have a zero percent chance for ever getting on a jury. When you have to check yes on the questionnaire for having served in the military, worked in law enforcement and worked in the legal field, I never get further considered further. It is unfortunate , because my inclinations tend to be about the opposite of what that background would usually be assumed to have. I’d be the juror educating fellow jurors on the power of jury nullification, pointing out the the fallacy at play whenever a cop utters the phrase “based on my training and experience” and submitting questions for the judge answers find to. Basically, the guy who might make lawyers on both sides uncomfortable.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > HammerheadFistpunch
08/08/2019 at 05:00

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do it and hope you get in a murder case


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Ash78, voting early and often
08/08/2019 at 11:49

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“I hate all people equally”


Kinja'd!!! JustAnotherG6 > HammerheadFistpunch
08/08/2019 at 11:52

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I was selected for a trial once. Ended up on a murder case. Fairly interesting TBH and the one night of sequestering wasn’t so bad.